Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:01 am Post subject: Blonde Jokes
Two blondes standing on either side of the river.
One shouts out "How do I get to the other side?"
The other shouts back "You are on the other side!"
Blonde pushes her car into the garage. The mechanic walks over and asks what the problem is.
"It died on me" says the blonde.
the mechanic pops the hood and looks at the engine. a few minutes later it's purring away smoothly and runing beautifully.
"What's the story?" asks the blonde.
"sh*t in the carburettor." replies the mechanic.
"How often do I have to do that?" asks the blonde.
Two blondes sitting on a bench in the park.
The first asks "Which do you think is further away the moon or Florida?"
The second blonde replies "helloooooo can you see Florida?"
Blonde rings fire brigade and said, "can you come quick we have a fire" the operator replies, "How do we get there" and the Blonde replies...."Heeellllllooooooo, in the big red truck" _________________
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